Posts Tagged ‘WTF’

How many times have you been left in this spot, realizing whoever used the milk last left an unsubstantial amount of milk in the jug and never bothered saying a word to anyone about it? Not even enough for a shot.  W-T-F… (more…)

WTF: People Who Take Two Parking Spots

Posted: April 12, 2010 by Brian in comedy, funny, WTF
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I know we’ve all experienced this, and if you haven’t, you best knock on wood.  You’re looking for a parking and you see a vacant spot up ahead.  You speed up hoping to beat any other potential takers only to realize that there’s this asshole taking up two parking spots for his/her car.  Most of the time, the car is nothing like the car in the picture above, yet it doesn’t yield the privilege to do such a stupid thing.  Most of the time, if  I can positively fit in the slice of spot that the driver has left, I will just to piss this person off.  WTF to you, two-parking-spot-taker.

WTF: Gag Reflex

Posted: April 7, 2010 by Brian in comedy, funny, WTF
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A big  ‘WTF’ salute to the gag reflex that occurs when you brush your tongue.  Why can’t it just let me brush in peace instead of causing me to gag making that weird noise and my eyes water.  I just want a clean tongue dammit…

WTF: Shoe Sizes

Posted: April 6, 2010 by Brian in comedy, funny, WTF
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You know, I’ve always wondered this, especially when I go out to get a new pair of kicks.  Why the f*ck, on God’s green Earth, can’t all the shoe companies agree on some kind of Universal Shoe Size Chart so that a Size-11 Vans, will fit just as snug as a Size-11 Converse?  Why the hell am I a size 11 1/2 in Nike, a size-11 in New Balance and a size-10 in Doc Martin’s?  One time, I went out to buy some Bert and Earnie New Balance shoes for my son, and the girl asked me what size, and then stated that “they run small”.  Well, compared to what?  They run small or big depending on the comparison.  See how unnecessarily confusing this can get?  Come to think of it, the same problem exists with clothing as well.  WTF, people. WTF… Enough said, all you shoemakers need to stop messing around and focus on making everyone’s shoes the same sizes.  That should save a decent amount of time spent returning wrongly-sized shoes…  WTF…

New Series on MiYM: WTF!

Posted: April 1, 2010 by Brian in comedy, funny, WTF
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I decided to start this series because every now and then, actually more often than not, you come across certain things that make you think or say to yourself, “WTF”.  I want to dedicate my first WTF post to those people who decide to walk on to the street from the bus stop to check if the bus is coming!  Why on Earth do people do this!?  Not only is it extremely dangerous for these people, but for the drivers as well.  This action does not help the bus arrive any sooner so the best thing to do is just stay on the freakin’ sidewalk like this nice young man here. 😀