Posts Tagged ‘sex’

Some people can do it, but for others its impossible.

Considering a member of the opposite sex a best friend, is it:

A. sexual attraction

B. emotional attraction

C. Both A and B



20. Pretty Printed Pads

Yeah, we’ve been around ladies on their periods enough to know it’s going to take a lot more than a fun print pattern rubbing against their junk to cheer them up. Plus, they got the camouflage all wrong for this environment.


19. Pubic Hair Dye
Are ladies self-conscious enough to worry that dudes will notice that the carpet doesn’t match the drapes? Yeah, probably. (Thanks American media.) Well, ladies, if a dude is down there and is commenting about the color of your pubic roots, rest assured, he’s mostly just disappointed that you don’t have a penis.