New Series: What Would Happen if…

Posted: April 27, 2010 by Brian in 911, comedy, funny, What Would Happen if...
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The introduction of a new segment on MiYM is always a beautiful thing.  The “What Would Happen if…” Series is simply what the title states.  We think about how things would be if … blah blah blah.  You get my drift? Ya dig? Then let’s continue on with the first in the series:  What Would Happen if…  We take today’s music, took it back to the 80’s, and popped it into a ghetto blaster?  Don’t know what a ghetto blaster is? ::Sigh:: Come on people.

<—This is a ghetto blaster.  And that, my friends, is how you were to sport one if you were privileged enough to own one.  Look at this young man’s poppin-ass system just resting casually on his shoulder as if it doesn’t weigh as much as a 2-year old.  THAT is dedication.  Anyway, back to business.  What would happen if you were  to take some music from today and deliver it via ghetto-blaster, in the 80’s?  Let’s take a random song from my ipod here, that isn’t hip-hop, of course (it just wouldn’t be challenging enough).  Vampire Weekend’s “Cousins”<–Go ahead and click to get a preview of the song. LoL.  Why is this on my iPod you ask?  Answer: Don’t worry about it.  For those of you who know Vampire Weekend, you know that they are anything but Vampire-ish, but instead, very kooky, quirky-type fellows with a knack for eccentric pop-rock.

Here we go, popping it into the ghetto blaster in the 80’s, while walking around in, oh I don’t know, The Jungle, South Central L.A.  Do you know how fast a brother will hone in on you?  Faster than the tempo on the song that’s for sure.  Like blood to a vampire, they would be all over your ass before you made it two blocks down the street.  “Me and your cousins, and you and your cousins, I can feel it coming”.  Well, the only thing you should feel coming your way is a mean fist colliding with your face, over, and over again.

Let this be a lesson kids: Don’t time-travel.

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Comments
  1. Hookedfishy says:

    Great new series. Very energetic! You have great humor B. Keep it up!!

  2. mcarteratthemovies says:

    Depends on the music. If it was any song by The Fray or Lifehouse, our asses would be grass.

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