Ass-Monster

Posted: October 23, 2009 by Brian in Uncategorized

Takis : Its only 10:15 and I’m already having a Monster.
Carl: I totally forgot I had a Monster…
Takis: …that smells like ass
Carl: Damn!

The reason that my Monster (energy drink) would probably have smelled like ass is because my boss gave it to me out of his back butt pocket. He gave Takis the ice cold one out of the fridge because he had more upsells than I did. Therefore, I earned the ass-Monster. Yay me…
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